Luther Burbank said: “Flowers always make people better, happier, and more helpful; they are sunshine, food and medicine for the soul.” Tiff says: Except people who have hayfever.
Ben Affleck said: “If I ever woke up with a dead hooker in my hotel room, Matt would be the first person I’d call.” Tiff says: Does anyone else find… Read more »
Aristotle Onassis said: “I have no friends and no enemies – only competitors.” Tiff says: And this is supposed to be a good thing?
Douglas MacArthur said: “A general is just as good or just as bad as the troops under his command make him.” Tiff says: Next time I’m in a mangement position,… Read more »
Ayn Rand said: “A creative man is motived by the desire to achieve, not the desire to beat others.” Tiff says: On the other hand, some people definitely deserve a… Read more »
Francis Bacon said: “Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested.” Tiff says: Only if they’re made of rice paper.
Otto Rank said: “Thou shalt not give birth reluctantly.” Tiff says: Yeah, right. After nine months, I bet reluctance doesn’t have any part of it.
David Neeleman said: “Seat assignment didn’t matter if you’re flying Dallas to Houston and you did it 38 times a day. People just got on, you didn’t sit next to… Read more »
Charles Maurice de Talleyrand said: “I am more afraid of 100 sheep led by a lion than 100 lions led by a sheep.” Tiff says: Since lions and sheep don’t… Read more »
Henrik Ibsen said: “A community is like a ship; everyone ought to be prepared to take the helm.” Tiff says: 1) In a sea-going context, I believe the technical term… Read more »